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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

一、原来,同样是卖豆腐,老王比老李多说一句话。比如张大妈去买豆腐,老王会边称豆腐边问:“身体还好吧?”如果跑运输的赵师傅去买,老王会说:“活儿多吧?”话语里透着理解的关心。时间久了,大家都把老王当成了朋友,即使不需要豆腐,听到他的吆喝,也要买一点放在冰箱里,就为了听一句充满温馨的问候。老李后来因生意清淡,无奈只好改行了……


二、爸爸看了一眼远处抱着电脑傻笑的老婆,转头逗儿子:“儿砸,你妈这一天天的,老喊别人儿子你不闹心啊?” 儿子耸肩:“哦,你媳妇儿叫的老公还一大把呢,你不也没吃醋么,还边上看着她傻乐呢。”


三、我爸特别怕老婆,我笑话他:“爸,你这么怕老婆,年轻时候街坊四邻就没人笑话过您?”我爸摇摇头:“还真没人笑话我,年轻时候的你妈,别说我怕,街坊四邻看见也怕,谁笑话谁呀!”

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