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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、天气变冷,她为男神织了一个围巾,送给男神之后,男神连夸她:“手艺真不错,我很喜欢这个渔网。”
2、在火车站等车,身后有个帅哥忽然叫出我的名字:“你是XX么?”   “是我,您是?”   “你好好想想。”   “对不起,真想不起来了。。。”   “你是不是XX年X月X日生的?”   “是!”   “不记得我了?”   “真不记得了,你让我好好想想。。。”   “别想了,你身份证掉了,还给你。。。”
  3、女孩:“专家说,恋爱中的男女都是白痴!”   男孩:“那咱们呢?”   女孩:“是你先猛追我,我才勉强答应你的!”   男孩:“哦,那我是先天性白痴,你是后天性白痴!”

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